Hair of the dog that fucked me's "Snarl, Blaugh" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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The mother undresses, removing her bra, gigantic saggy tits rolling along the floor as the father and son pull out large stakes from their shit-filled assholes, stabbing them into the mother's flabby bucket-sized nipples, effectively sticking them to the floor, as the 4yr old daughter starts rimming the dog's asshole, slurping up it's messy diahhrea, having eaten raw lamb chops last night. The son then undresses, showing off his deformed cock, with what looks like two cockheads at the end, as he shoves it up into his old mother's asshole, fucking her raw as the father undresses himself, showing off his own tiny cock, pushing it up the mother's nose, spraying piss up into her skull as she groans out, rancid milk dribbling out from her nipples.

The dog smacks the daughter down with his tail, ramming his 5ft meat up into the girl's pin-sized cunny, ripping her to shreds blood spattering over the rest of the family ,as an angry son rips out his cock, his mother's heart attached to the tips as he grabs his dog, ramming his cock down his throat, hearing the dog ylep, then squeal as it dies, then turns around, the dog corpse still on his cock as he and the father bow.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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