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limerick savant's "Have I got a war for you! - An Allegory" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The mother, Condi, says "Let me first give a brief abstract of our plan:

Our family of four acrobats
Produce blood, cum, and shit to fill vats.
However I tell it,
Our name's what will sell it -
We are called 'The Global Struggle Against Violent Extremism!'"

The agent, dumbfounded, says, "Come again?"

So the son, Donald, jerks off twice; sees the blank stare still on the agent's face; and says, "The Global War on Terrorism?"

Karl, the agent, realizing there is no way the American public will buy such nonsense, decides he must try asking one more time. And so...

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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