Ben Sherman's "The abombination" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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The guy brings his family in, wife, daughter, son, and a dog. The father points to the son and he presses play on the stereo. All of a sudden the mother grabs the son and flips him upside down and starts 69'ing with him. The daughter kicks the father in the nuts and squats over him and begins taking a shit, the father then fists the daughter till it starts raining shit and blood all of his face. The dog walks over and starts licking the fathers face while the son gets behind the dog and starts fucking it in the ass. The mother climbs on the desk and starts pissing all over the place. The son gets up, with his dog shit covered dick and piss covered face, and opens up the door to reveal a priest wearing nothing but handcuffs and a gimp mask. The son proceeds to bend the priest over and fuck him in the ass while sceaming "you fuck my wife bitch, you fuck my wife bitch". All while this is happening the daughter continues to bleed from her cunt into a bucket. All of a sudden Adolph Hitler walks in with Anne Frank in a full nelson. The daughter throws the period blood bucket into the face of Hitler and jams a replica of lexinton steel's hog into his mouth. Hitler chokes and vomits all over the priest, the dad, the mom, the son, the daughter, and the dog and collapses on the floor. They all run to the middle of the room, pose and say "TaDa".

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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