dick wagner's "Looney Tunes" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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The entire family disrobes and politely bows for the agent.The father begins to mastrubate while the son, the daugter and the mom run harmonicas between the cracks of their asses,raising the instruments to their mouths in a chorus of "Swing Low Sweet Chariot" in three part harmonica harmony. The dog spins in ever faster circles, finally puking on the feet of old dad who can't seem to come no matter how hard he pounds his nine inch cock. The daughter throws down her harmonica, falls to her knees and takes daddy's cock into her mouth. Mom wipes her ass one more time with her mouth harp and hits the opening melody to "Me and Bobby McGee" while junior begins an insane laugh that is undeniably from the soul of a youthful potential serial killer while thrusting his harmonica up his mother's cunt and forcing it so deep that Mom screams in agony and falls to her knees chanting an ancient voodoo curse and going into convulsions.Dad finally comes in the daughter's mouth while the son just goes bat shit and runs around the office shitting on each piece of the agent's furniture .Dad bends over and lets go an overripe fart which brings the whole family into line, where they simultaniously squat and piss the floor and each other, followed by a deep bow and a united cry of"That's all folks"

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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