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Tawanda Gona's "Fun in the Big Top" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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* I made it in an IM so bare w/ it*
IwishIwereFunny (9:49:30 PM): one day at a failing circus the ringmaster is sitting w/ one of his clowns bitching about how they have no talent
IwishIwereFunny (9:49:57 PM): as if by some mircale a family walks in and says they have an amazing act
IwishIwereFunny (9:50:43 PM): the ringmaster tells them the circus doesnt take in family acts but the father of the family is persistent saying its one of the greatest acts u will ever see
IwishIwereFunny (9:50:57 PM): the ringmaster says ok lets see it
IwishIwereFunny (9:51:28 PM): at that moment the Father rips off the mothers clothes and starts fucking her
IwishIwereFunny (9:51:53 PM): he does this for like 10 minutes in every position known to man
IwishIwereFunny (9:51:59 PM): even making up a few
IwishIwereFunny (9:52:16 PM): the ringmaster's disgusted by this and before he can tell them to stop
IwishIwereFunny (9:52:34 PM): The kids rip off their clothes and get involved
IwishIwereFunny (9:53:01 PM): so now theres just a group of bodies on the floor intertwined
IwishIwereFunny (9:53:25 PM): The father is fucking the mom while eating out his daughter
IwishIwereFunny (9:53:44 PM): the daughter's licking her brothers balls while he's also fuckin the mother
IwishIwereFunny (9:53:51 PM): at this point the Ringmaster cant take it
IwishIwereFunny (9:53:57 PM): and he starts vomiting
IwishIwereFunny (9:54:19 PM): the clown on the other hand starts jacking off
IwishIwereFunny (9:54:35 PM): but he forgets he has on one of those shock things on his hand and shocks his penis
IwishIwereFunny (9:54:43 PM): so he falls to the ground in pain
IwishIwereFunny (9:54:55 PM): and a trained gorilla comes out of nowhere and starts raping him
IwishIwereFunny (9:55:04 PM): its a pretty horrible site
IwishIwereFunny (9:55:24 PM): suddenly the grandparents who where waiting in the car come in
IwishIwereFunny (9:55:53 PM): The grandmother who has one of those electronic voice boxes screams"what the fuck is goin on here!?"
IwishIwereFunny (9:56:25 PM): the grandfather w/ a lisp says "They Stratheth withouth uth!
IwishIwereFunny (9:56:34 PM): so then they get into it!
IwishIwereFunny (9:57:00 PM): the rooms all steamy from the sex
IwishIwereFunny (9:57:06 PM): u hear the Ringmaster vomiting
IwishIwereFunny (9:57:16 PM): the Clown screamin cuz he's still gettin raped
IwishIwereFunny (9:57:25 PM): the Gorrilla's hooting and beating his chest
IwishIwereFunny (9:57:51 PM): u hear the grandmother moanin soundin like Frankestein at a drive thru
IwishIwereFunny (9:58:02 PM): then when u think things cant get any worse
IwishIwereFunny (9:58:10 PM): the family dog runs in
IwishIwereFunny (9:58:20 PM): and w/out haste jumps into it!
IwishIwereFunny (9:58:55 PM): so now u got this horrible orgy goin on in the middle of the circus ring
IwishIwereFunny (9:59:11 PM): u hear the dog howling
IwishIwereFunny (9:59:28 PM): and all of a sudden things start slowing down
IwishIwereFunny (9:59:48 PM): and the father, son, grandfather and dog just start coming all over the place
IwishIwereFunny (10:00:07 PM): and the dog shits when it comes so it shits in the moms mouth
IwishIwereFunny (10:00:11 PM): who then spits it out
IwishIwereFunny (10:00:25 PM): so now cum and spit, and vomit and shit start flying around
IwishIwereFunny (10:00:42 PM): and the ringmaster who passed out after all the vomit gets up
IwishIwereFunny (10:00:59 PM): and sees this huddled mass of skin and fur and shit on the floor
IwishIwereFunny (10:01:18 PM): but he also sees a huge crowd in the stands cheering for em
IwishIwereFunny (10:01:27 PM): and he gets up and asks
IwishIwereFunny (10:01:49 PM): "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?"
IwishIwereFunny (10:02:07 PM): and he starts vomiting again
IwishIwereFunny (10:02:20 PM): and a memeber of the crowd asks "WHAT DO U CALL IT?"
IwishIwereFunny (10:02:27 PM): the father still tired
IwishIwereFunny (10:02:33 PM): calmly says
IwishIwereFunny (10:02:39 PM): The Aristocrats
IwishIwereFunny (10:02:43 PM): the end

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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