Kenny's "French History In A Very Big Way" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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"Well take a look at this", states the father.

He unzips his zipper and says " I gave you Napoleon Bone-up-hard" He pulls out his dick and sure as shit it looks like fucking Napoleon and almost as tall!
The mother lifts her skirt and she has a razor blade sutured over the top of her pussy lips. She says, "le guillotine"
Now the daughter says sternly, " I give you the bourgeoisie." She drops her jeans displaying nothing short of the top of a champagne bottle protruding fron her swollen pussy. She grasps the neck of the bottle and pulls it nearly all the way out then WHAAMMMMS it back into her pussy. The father says excited "Oh oui, oui!" and everyone begins to piss.
The son drops his drawers and his already hard dick stands upright. He says "I give you the storming of the bastille." with this he pulls out a can of lighter fluid, sprays it all over his genitals and lights them ablaze. The daughter quickly pounces on her brother as if to put out the flames but she does so by taking his dick into her ass. They ass fuck and the flames are snuffeds out His dick and her asshole sizzle like bacon, but smell of burnt flesh and shit. The father comes over to the daughter and turns and takes the remainder of the protruding champagne bottle into his ass. The thrusting loosens the cork and it pops into his asshole. Champagne, blood, and shit spray everywhere. Mother now active yells, "REVELOTION!" and mounts her husband "OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" and she puts the guillotine to Napoleon grinding and fucking away. She rides him hard and long with violent vengence. The mother comes to an abrupt stop, stands, spreads her pussy lips and queefs out the mutilated head of the French "dick"tator followed by a steady flow of cummy blood. The family dog, an American bulldog, wanders into the mix and starts face fucking the mother. His hunched over body quakes as he thrusts his pointy pinky in and out of mothers petite mouth. The dog turns his head to the agent still pumpimg away and says with a grin "Fuck the French!"

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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