Kcoc's "Moose Cock" Aristocrats Joke
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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The family begins their act and it is just as bad as the agent had presumed. The family simply played a bunch of stupid family games that they appartently thought others would find entertaining. During one of their games the mom exclaims "I am thinking of something, you all can ask 20 questions and then must guess what it is." The rest of the family gets all excited and the father asks "Can you eat it?" The mom answers "yes." The cute little daughter quitely asks, "Mommy, Is it Moose Cock." The mom says "of course it is honey."
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"