Alex D. Silverman's "The aristocrats featuring John Wayne" Aristocrats Joke
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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The father picks up the dog and inserts it head first into the sons ass. The father begins to fuck the dog in the ass, while its in the son, and at the same time the mother start sucking off her son as the daughter licks her fathers asshole. The son pulls out a gun and blows up the mothers skull and begins to copulate with the bloody pulp while the daughter sucks her fathers dog shit and cum covered weiner.
John Wayne rides in on a horse and the while sucking her fathers dick, the horse penetraes the daughter, in the process dislocating her hip and puncturing her internal organs. The horse cums so hard into the daughter that her bowl ruptures and she screams but only cum, vomit, and blood gurgle out.
John Wayne then lifts the daughter up over all of them as the husband ear fucks his deceased wife and the son makes the horse kick him repeatedly in the scrotum until the testicles burst and he shits blood from his eyes, while the daughter rains down shit, blood, piss, and cum on everyone.
The son pulls out a knife cuts open his fathers belly and climbs inside screaming and jerking off his bloody stub of a penis and hangs himself with his fathers intestines.
The daughter drowns in the pool of semen, blood, cum, vomit, and feces that has collected and the father with his last bit of life sucks on the horses cock until the load of cum fires down his throat and breaks his neck. Now paralyzed he has but minutes before he suffocates on the warm semen he is floating in. John wayne shoots the horse and leaves.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"